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Thursday, September 27th, 2007
3:11 pm - Say
Ladies and gentlemen, the next world track and field superstar:



current mood: silly

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Monday, September 17th, 2007
1:40 pm - From now on, I shall be referred to as

R.D. HAMMOND, LINGUIST IN TRAINING

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Thursday, September 13th, 2007
12:38 pm - OVERHEARD IN A JOB INTERVIEW
"We do a lot of IT and development. I'd say it's half hardware, half software..."
"...half man, half machine, all cop?"
"Yes, something like that."

current mood: amused

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Tuesday, September 4th, 2007
1:51 pm - FUNY FACTORY: The Eightfold Lol
VanessaSpider 1:48:54 PM: Now for an unintentionally hilarious quote:
VanessaSpider 1:49:05 PM: "Detailed instructions on how to practice Zen meditation!"
VanessaSpider 1:49:12 PM: someone has missed a point here
OneTrueVu 1:49:19 PM: wait what
VanessaSpider 1:49:35 PM: That was found on a page promoting Zen meditation.
VanessaSpider 1:49:37 PM: Sigh.
OneTrueVu 1:49:43 PM: CLICK THE BUDDHA TO WIN FREE ENLIGHTENMENT*!

current mood: complacent

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Thursday, August 9th, 2007
12:41 pm - FUNY FACTORY: Mildly inappropriate humor
VanessaSpider: I'm sorry things have been bleh for the last few days
VanessaSpider: I have some good news though
Wildefyre42: ?
VanessaSpider: I just saved a ton of money on my car insurance by--no, I can't do it.
Wildefyre42: Siiiigh

current mood: contemplative
current music: Bjork - Come to Me

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Monday, August 6th, 2007
9:33 am - Go to the flour factory.
There's something waiting there for you.
Tuesday, June 26th, 2007
4:36 pm


I'm gonna HOLD MY BREATH until someone elects me

current mood: cheerful

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Monday, June 25th, 2007
4:02 pm - FUNY FACTORY: Foreign Relations
vanessaspider: AH'M GONNA GO TO THE PARTHENON AND LEAVE AN OFFERIN
vanessaspider: And then get thrown in the jail by the Greek Eastern Orthodox church :(
OneTrueVu: haha
vanessaspider: You know the one, where they send all the terrists :(
OneTrueVu: I don't think I got to go to Greece.
vanessaspider: ... were you a terrist? :X

current mood: relieved

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Thursday, June 14th, 2007
1:34 pm - Best headline. EVER.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/6752853.stm

current mood: amused

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Tuesday, June 5th, 2007
10:15 am - Of Minks and Birthdays~
Happy you day, Ytaya! :)

current mood: silly

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Tuesday, May 8th, 2007
4:08 pm - THIS JUST IN: The Professor to sue for patent violation
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/6634221.stm

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Wednesday, April 25th, 2007
4:02 pm - Woo
http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/04/23/wiccan.grave.ap/index.html

Honestly, I didn't expect a different outcome, and the quote at the end is kind of unnecessary. I doubt the issue even registered on Bush's radar, nor did he have anything to do with the initial exclusion. :P

Still, it's nice to see.

current mood: contemplative

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Tuesday, March 27th, 2007
4:09 pm - FUNY FACTORY: Good to Know
WildeFyre42: so tired
vanessaspider: Blue Girlfriend needs coffee!
WildeFyre42: i'm not a smurf, but coffee would be good
S

current mood: silly
current music: Switchblade Symphony - Sweet

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Friday, February 23rd, 2007
1:05 pm - Sensai is in town~
Ikeda-Shihan is lecturing at Louisville Aikikai, and I'm attending. This'll be my first time on the mat with a shihan, and I'm actually kind of nervous. :X

current mood: cheerful

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Tuesday, February 13th, 2007
4:53 pm - For the record...
I'm not dead, just moved. They haven't thrown the BIG INTERNET SWITCH at IgLou yet, so I don't have access to the outside world via electronic means. We're working on it, though.

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Friday, February 9th, 2007
10:30 am - Fun with Yoga
Apparently, doing a headstand relieves my sinus headaches.

It does, however, get me weird looks at work.

current mood: satisfied

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Thursday, February 1st, 2007
11:28 am - ITT we aim to please
http://www.jerkcity.com/jerkcity3013.html

current mood: silly

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Wednesday, January 24th, 2007
1:48 pm - Fun with possible novels
Vanessa says:

I am endless. Meaningless. Peerless.

I am... Motherless...

current mood: artistic

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Tuesday, January 16th, 2007
9:42 am - ITT socks
my feet are warm discuss

current mood: silly

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Sunday, December 24th, 2006
12:00 pm - Hmm
I'm getting mixed messages here.

current mood: silly

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